[clickbait poetry] Order a coffee and we'll tell you about your soulmate

In which I take a clickbait headline and write a poem in response. I can't promise it will be any good. This is a creativity exercise. Poetry uncensored. Feel free to add your own Clickbait Poetry in the comments. The Quest for Homemade Pumpkin Spice Coffee - part 1How do I compare thee to a cup of coffee? Thou art warm and sweet on a sleepy Sunday, but come Monday morn, thou art bitter and strong.

How do I love thee compared to a cup of coffee? Thou brings a new day, fresh with possibility, but come evening, your energy does not belong.

How do I find a soulmate in a cup of coffee? Thou art mellow and bold, yes, smooth as black velvet, true, but to say I need you says more about me than you.

This headline is from Buzzed: https://www.buzzfeed.com/alexisnedd/order-a-coffee-and-well-tell-you-about-your-soul-mate