Situation is Critique-al

So, I kind of have this situation where I need a beta reader. I have the MS out to a few beta readers, but I'd like as many as possible. I've posted a want ad at a few places, included an offer to reciprocate, included an offer to exchange only 5000 words up front, paid my critique dues. But no takers. I don't suppose there are any blog readers who might be interested?  Same offers apply.

Please?